Robot Christmas Card- I Wasn't Programmed To Feel Merry

$5.01

Shipping to United States: $3.58


Do you know someone who struggles to get into the holiday spirit? Well here's a perfect card for them, a little robot who's trying their best to be festive even if it goes against their programming.

A premium card printed in red and black on luxurious laid acquerello paper, 280gsm, a soft cream colour with a lightly ribbed texture, making for a lovely tactile card that's perfect for gift giving. A6 size, 105x148mm (just slightly off 4x6 inches), with a matching red envelope. Blank inside, but if you'd like me to handwrite a message and send directly to the recipient on your behalf, that's no problem- just let me know when you order.

Available as a single card, or a set of five matching cards.

If you're outside the UK, be sure to order well in advance, especially if you're going to be mailing the cards out, as the postal services this year are likely to be slower than usual around Christmas.

Order multiple items from my shop and only pay shipping for the first item, or spend £30+ and all shipping is free!

Shipping from United Kingdom

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1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

I'm so sorry this review is so late, I blame the robots. I never buy xmas cards, but these went to 5 special recipients who all adore them and have all said they are NOT going into the recycling after the festive season. Cant have higher prise than that!


Great card, and beautifully packaged. Fantastic service and I will certainly purchase again!



A great set of cards. The print quality and card used is amazing


Absolutely wonderful as always. Love that a hand written postcard is always included. Jon I love you...probably 💜👾💜


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