Robot Christmas Card- I Wasn't Programmed To Feel Merry


Shipping to United States: $3.31

Do you know someone who struggles to get into the holiday spirit? Well here's a perfect card for them, a little robot who's trying their best to be festive even if it goes against their programming.

A premium card printed in red and black on luxurious laid acquerello paper, 280gsm, a soft cream colour with a lightly ribbed texture, making for a lovely tactile card that's perfect for gift giving. A6 size, 105x148mm (just slightly off 4x6 inches), with a matching red envelope. Blank inside, but if you'd like me to handwrite a message and send directly to the recipient on your behalf, that's no problem- just let me know when you order.

Available as a single card, or a set of five matching cards.

Order multiple items from my shop and only pay shipping for the first item, or spend £30+ and all shipping is free!

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Shipping from United Kingdom

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5-7 business days

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Perfect as usual. Cheers Jon

The most beautiful illustrations and fabulous quality! I will definitely be back to purchase some more!

Good quality cards with Jon’s wonderful artwork on them. Perfectly showing my festive intent this year.

I don't usually send Christmas cards, but when the design is this great someone will be getting an awesome Christmas card this year.

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